Adele Givens: Usher #1

Quotes 

• Usher #1 : Running a little late, aren't you?

  Niecy Jackson : Fashionably.

  Usher #1 : You got that right. That outfit *would* have been the thing at last year's concert.

  Niecy Jackson : I beg your pardon?

  Usher #1 : This ticket is for the *1995* Megafest.

  Niecy Jackson : What?

  Usher #1 : You seem to be hearing-impaired; Here's the closed-caption version

  [tears ticket up] 

  Niecy Jackson : No!

  [sinks to her knees and sobs] 

  Niecy Jackson : Where is the love? I'm begging you!

  Usher #1 : Cut, Cut, Cut. Honey, You *can't * act, but that's not to say Martin Lawrence couldn't have used you in The Thin Line. Now get on outta here before I arrest you for Malnutrition!