Audrey Duck: [King Friday has just ordered a major poetry reading] What are we gonna do?
Audrey Paulifficate: What he asks, I suppose.
Audrey Duck: But it's just a little, teeny poem.
Audrey Paulifficate: But it has queens and kings in it, and that's what he cares about.
Audrey Duck: I know, but...
Audrey Paulifficate: No buts about it.
Daniel Striped Tiger: B is for Buck, and D is for Duck.
Harriet Elizabeth Cow: Very good.
Ana Platypus: And C is for Kangaroo!
Harriet Elizabeth Cow: Um not quite, Ana. It sounds like it might be a C, but K is for Kangaroo.
Ana Platypus: Oh! Why did I have to make that mistake?
Harriet Elizabeth Cow: Because you're learning, dear. Everyone makes mistakes while they're learning something. In fact, everyone makes mistakes sometimes.
Audrey Duck: I think King Friday has made a mistake.
Prince Tuesday: My daddy doesn't make mistakes.
Harriet Elizabeth Cow: Oh Tuesday, your daddy is a human being as well as a king. And all human beings make mistakes once in a while.
Audrey Duck: [singing] Audrey, Audrey/I think it's nice to be an Audrey/Sometimes/ I think it's nice to be myself.
Mr. Rogers: [singing] Freddy, Freddy/ I think it's nice to be a Freddy/Sometimes/I think it's nice to be myself.
Chuck Aber: Oh Lady Elaine, you're a card.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: And sometimes I'm right. Not so, Aberlin?
Lady Aberlin: That's right. Sometimes you're right, Lady Elaine.
Lady Aberlin: You too, Trolley?
[Trolley dings repeatedly]
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Oh go on, you wheel sport.
Mr. Rogers: [after meeting a duck named Quinten; singing] Quinten, Quentin / He likes to be a Quentin / Sometimes / He likes to be himself...
Mr. Rogers: That wasn't the way it was. What was that song like?
Mr. Rogers: Quentin, Quentin / He thinks he likes to be a Quentin / Sometimes / He thinks he likes to be himself...
Mr. Rogers: Or something like that but you can make up your own songs. Sure. With your own name in it.
Lady Aberlin: [Lady Elaine is rubbing the XIII plaque outside the castle with an eraser] Lady Elaine, what are you doing?
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Oh, just trying out a new kind of eraser.
Lady Aberlin: On the king's balcony?
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Just wondered if it worked. It doesn't.
Chuck Aber: I wanted to show you both the famous poet's picture and autograph.
Lady Aberlin: Oh, yes, that's a very nice picture.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Well, it's just Audrey Duck.
Chuck Aber: But she's the famous poet that the king's invited everyone to see.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Take it from me, toots, even kings make mistakes.