Arthur hires incompetent decorator Heart Attack to do up the Winchester for its twenty-fifth birthday but Heart Attack does more damage than good and the club faces closure until expensive repairs are made. To get the cash Ray organizes a charity football match versus the police but just before kick-off Heart Attack turns up with thousands of pounds stolen from oily rival landlord and professional nark Vic. Surrounded by the police Arthur concocts a plan to plough the money into the Winchester charity auction fund without Sregeant Morley cottoning on. Written by
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[Arthur is raising money for the repair of the Winchester Club by organising a football match against the police, but he has persuaded the vicar to lend them the football pitch for free by saying that it is for repairs to Winchester Cathedral
It don't seem right, somehow, conning the clergy.
He's the one who married me and 'Er Indoors. I prefer to see it as settling an old score.