Mike Bassett: Manager (TV Series)

Flat Pack Four (2005)

Amanda Redman: Karine Bassett

Quotes 

• Mike Bassett : [Sat in the stands on phone to coach Doddsy after being sent off]  Hello Doddsy, can you hear me lad?

  David "Doddsy" Dodds : Loud and clear boss.

  Mike Bassett : OK look, tell Jeremy to tuck in on the left.

  David "Doddsy" Dodds : What?

  Mike Bassett : Tell Jeremy to tuck in on the left. Hang on a minute

  [Wife Karine calls on another phone and now has a phone on either ear] 

  Mike Bassett : Sorry love, I can't talk now I'm in the middle of a game.

  Karine Bassett : I'm locked out Mike and I'm meant to be cutting someone's hair in five minutes.

  David "Doddsy" Dodds : Middle of the game boss?

  Mike Bassett : What?

  Karine Bassett : Have you got the spare keys?

  David "Doddsy" Dodds : You want Jeremy in the middle?

  Mike Bassett : No on the left.

  Karine Bassett : On the left of what?

  Mike Bassett : No I'm talking to Doddsy love, just try round the back.

  Karine Bassett : I have it's locked.

  David "Doddsy" Dodds : Jeremy round the back boss.

  Mike Bassett : Will you shut up!

  Karine Bassett : Don't tell me to shut up Mike!

  Mike Bassett : No, not you love. Look. go next door and try and get them off the neighbours.

  David "Doddsy" Dodds : Get him off, bring on Neighbours. Got it boss, will do.

  [Ends phone call] 

  Mike Bassett : Not Neighbours! He's injured you bloody idiot!

  Karine Bassett : I am not a bloody idiot Mike.

  [Hangs up] 

  Mike Bassett : I'm not talking to you love. Jesus!