Max: [to cab driver] I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but follow that sabretooth tiger!
Max's Mom: [the sabretooth is shredding velvet curtains in a restaurant] I hate it when cats do that.
Max: [Max falls through a portal and is caught by Norman, narrowly avoiding a tar pit] Ah, good catch Normie! Where are we?
Norman: [Points] It's the "pits", Mighty-One.
Virgil: Mighty-One, we must act at once. Danger is near.
Max: Excuse me, um, aren't there any union rules about superheroes getting two weeks of R&R?
Norman: I haven't had a day off in 2000 years.
Max: Yeah, I've noticed the dark circles under your eyes.