Howard is going to fight a kangaroo but he needs some training first.
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I'll train you up.
Yeah. I'm a Cockney bitch. I'm a ragamuffin from the streets.
You? You're a French duke if I ever saw one. You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese.
Written by Julian Barratt
Performed by Julian Barratt See more