Tony's childish brother John and his irritating girlfriend Mandy come to visit and they soon outstay their welcome - running up phone bills abroad, making noisy love and scratching Gary's favourite record, which leads to his telling them a few home truths. However when it is discovered that Mandy's father owns a villa in Spain and, due to a cancellation, a free holiday for four could be on offer Gary is politeness itself. On the couple's last night at the flat everybody bites their tongue in response to the pair's crass comments. They need not to have bothered - the villa got booked to somebody else so the holiday was never to be. Written by
don @ minifie-1
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[upon finding out John has scratched one of his Barry White albums
Oh yeah, huh, sorry.
Sorry? Barry's face looks like it's been under a train and you're sorry?
Oh it's only scratched the surface of the record.
Yeah, that's where the needle goes you silly bitch!