- Joan Campbell: [to Samantha, at her wedding to Billy] You had better keep your eye on him. You weren't the first love of his life, and you won't be the last. Here's a toast, to my current daughter in law. May your marriage to Billy last longer than his first. Or, am I not allowed to mention Brooke either? Now don't you go wearing your high heels around the pool.
- Dr. Michael Mancini: Ever since Kimberly's whacko mother scalpeled Megan, I haven't had a decent meal.