Sandy Louise Harling: [to Jake] I've got way too much respect for myself to play anyone's second choice, including yours. Have a nice night.
Allison Parker: I know I'm a naive nitwit from the Midwest, but are all relationships in L.A. this haphazard and ridiculous?
Jane Andrews Mancini: Maybe it's love at first sight.
Marcy Garrett: Maybe Billy's just an easy guy to like.
Allison Parker: Actually, I have yet to see those qualities.
Allison Parker: [after Marcy asks her to guess her profession] Astronaut? Brain surgeon?
Allison Parker: [about Marcy] She has a very odd way of tipping!
Billy Campbell: [to Allison] Painting can be stimulating. Rollers, brushes. Fumes.
Allison Parker: I mean, my God, are you at least gonna...? I mean, have you...? Are you going to...?
Billy Campbell: If you're referring to condoms, I am, Yeah. I mean, I have and I always do.
Allison Parker: No, I am not referring to condoms.
Radio Announcer: [on the radio] Good morning, Southern California, and another good morning it is. Summer weather watch remains the same, sunny and hot, the high near ninety in the valleys. A pleasant seventy eight at the beaches. It's a good day to call in sick and sneak off to the sand. But expect a slow ride to wherever your going, that eight car pile up on the southbound Four Oh Five is still backing things up past Sherman Way. And the One Oh One is still slowing at Reseda due to freeway construction. As for that earlier report...