Allison Dubois: Let me ask you a question: is it completely hypocritical of me to be scared to death of the possibility of your mother living near us, while at the same time calling you at work to say do you think it would be okay if I left her with the kids for a little while, while I go to meet somebody in about half an hour?
Joe Dubois: Yes, it's completely hypocritical. And I think you should do it.
Mrs. Dubois: So Allison, tell me about your work.
Allison Dubois: Oh, I don't know, it's part time. I work for the District Attorney.
Mrs. Dubois: Sort of a paralegal thing?
Joe Dubois: There's definitely some 'para,' but I do believe there's some 'legal' in there too, so...