Once again, Parker is in big trouble with Binghamton, and The Captain has arranged for his transfer to a certain island, which is a frequent target of Japanese guns. But the Ensign is reprieved, when Binghamton's lovely Niece - An anthropology grad student on a brief visit to the base - Talks her Uncle into keeping Parker around, so that she can study his body structure. Written by
David C. Bohn
Did You Know?
Binghamton asks McHale what would he know about an Oscar winning performance. Ernest Borgnine who plays McHale won an Oscar for Marty. See more
Near the end of the episode, when Lt. Parker (Tim Conway) swings in on a rope and knocks down Capt. Binghamton (Joe Flynn), a stuntman is obviously substituted for Parker; even without slowing or stopping the video, it can clearly be seen that he is taller, thinner, and even has a differently-shaped head compared to Tim Conway. See more