[the crew of P.T. 73 is rescued from the Japanese due to the timely arrival of an American cruiser]
Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: There is a Santa Claus!
Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: [reading a letter] Now, Luella would like a doll like Dorothy Lamour...
Harrison Bell: Who wouldn't? She'll have to settle for a McHale doll with brass diapers.
Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: ...and send Samlou a sled.
Ensign Charles Parker: Well, we had to fake that, Skip. How about this, though? A Flexible Flyer surfboard!