- Col. Gaylord Summers: Do you have any realization, Maverick, of the costs involved in rescuing your person?
- Beauregarde Maverick: Planning on sending me a bill, Colonel? I wouldn't have been out here alone if you hadn't booted me off the post.
- Col. Gaylord Summers: You know the regulations regarding gambling on government property?
- Beauregarde Maverick: Yeah, don't win.
- Sgt. Hogjaw Hansen: Nobody ever accused me of cheating before.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Well, maybe nobody ever caught you before.
- Patrick Hunter: According to military protocol, Mr. Maverick, do you have any last wishes?
- Beauregarde Maverick: Yes. Don't shoot.