- [first lines]
- Foxy Smith: Well, that's it. What's the damage?
- Bret Maverick: Oh, make it an even two thousand.
- Foxy Smith: Fair enough. I enjoyed the action. That's strange.
- Bret Maverick: What's strange?
- Foxy Smith: My wallet. I'm sure I had it when I left the hotel.
- Bret Maverick: I'm sure you did. Try your back pocket.
- Foxy Smith: It's not there. Somebody must have clipped it. I'm sorry, but if you will give me your address...
- Bret Maverick: I keep moving around. My address keeps changing.
- [last lines]
- [while sitting among the lot from the Mint, Bret absentmindedly picks up a gold bar]
- Marshal: Oh, wait a minute. Say, don't you think I'd better send one of my men along with ya? Because I sure wouldn't wanna miss one word of that long story you gotta tell.
- Bret Maverick: Well, I don't think that'll be necessary, marshal. You're gonna find it interesting, though.
- [Bret starts to walk of while still holding the gold bar]
- Marshal: Oh, son.
- Bret Maverick: Yep.
- Marshal: You won't need that.
- Bret Maverick: Oh, that. No. Of course not. So long, marshal. Marshal... so long.
- Belle Starr: What's the matter. You 'fraid a girls?
- Bret Maverick: Girls? No, it's the men they belong to that make me nervous.
- Bret Maverick: Well, that diamond stickpin you're wearing must be worth something. I'll just hold that for collateral.
- Foxy Smith: Sorry, no deal. It's my trademark, kind of a lucky piece.
- Bret Maverick: I'm sure it'll be lucky for me too.
- Cole Younger: Tell me you're pretty good with a gun.
- Bret Maverick: h, I do the best I can.
- Cole Younger: The ladies too, huh?
- Bret Maverick: Like I say, I do the best I can.
- Belle Starr: You gotta right to hate me. Do ya?
- Bret Maverick: No. No, Belle. You did what ya had to do. If you ever wanna change your line of work, try the stage, you're a good actress.