- [first lines]
- Honest John Crippen: Your first trip through New Mexico, Mr. Maverick?
- Beauregarde Maverick: My very first.
- Honest John Crippen: Find the local customs pretty strange sometimes, I expect.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Sometimes.
- [last lines]
- Roseanne Warren: I have a message for you. Grandpa doesn't want you to feel too bad about what happened. He always told me you can't take credit for what comes naturally. It's a gift. Bred in the bones. Grandpa got it from his mother's side of the family. Her maiden name was, um, Maverick.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Well, that explains everything. We're cousins. Kissing cousins.