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"Maverick" Easy Mark (TV Episode 1959) Poster

(TV Series)

(1959)

Quotes

Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr.: Hey, wait a minute, Bart, we made a deal.

Bart Maverick: You didn't tell me it was gonna be so dangerous.

Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr.: You a coward?

Bart Maverick: Isn't everybody?

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Bart Maverick: My old Pappy used to say, "Son, love, and love alone will send a man soaring into the depths."

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[first lines]

[Bart is attack by a man and overcomes him]

Bart Maverick: Wanna try again?

Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr.: I merely hoped to prevent you from stabbing my pachycereus.

Bart Maverick: Your what?

Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr.: The cactus. She's female and very delicate.

Bart Maverick: I'm sorry, I was so thirsty, I, uh, I didn't even notice the sex.

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[last lines]

[Bart, who the conductor thinks is Van Renneselaer, is kissing Abigail]

Conductor: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Van Renneselaer, it's noon. You're free to go.

Bart Maverick: I'm in no hurry.

Conductor: Well, then, if you don't mind, I'll run along and pick up my bonus money. Uh, remember me to your father.

Bart Maverick: I will.

Conductor: I just want to say, that you've been very cooperative and thank ya.

Bart Maverick: You're most welcome.

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