Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr.: Hey, wait a minute, Bart, we made a deal.
Bart Maverick: You didn't tell me it was gonna be so dangerous.
Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr.: You a coward?
Bart Maverick: Isn't everybody?
Bart Maverick: My old Pappy used to say, "Son, love, and love alone will send a man soaring into the depths."
[Bart is attack by a man and overcomes him]
Bart Maverick: Wanna try again?
Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr.: I merely hoped to prevent you from stabbing my pachycereus.
Bart Maverick: Your what?
Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr.: The cactus. She's female and very delicate.
Bart Maverick: I'm sorry, I was so thirsty, I, uh, I didn't even notice the sex.
[Bart, who the conductor thinks is Van Renneselaer, is kissing Abigail]
Conductor: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Van Renneselaer, it's noon. You're free to go.
Bart Maverick: I'm in no hurry.
Conductor: Well, then, if you don't mind, I'll run along and pick up my bonus money. Uh, remember me to your father.
Bart Maverick: I will.
Conductor: I just want to say, that you've been very cooperative and thank ya.
Bart Maverick: You're most welcome.