Carol Traynor: [Mrs. Naugatuck is cleaning the house while singing] Listen to her. She's the perfect housekeeper. Sings like a bird and works like a horse.
Walter Findlay: Which is quite an improvement over your mother who works like a bird and sings like a horse.
Maude Findlay: [Screaming from upstairs] GOD'LL GET YOU FOR THAT WALTER!
Walter Findlay: And has ears like a rabbit.
Walter Findlay: [Enters the kitchen, where Maude and Mrs. Naugatuck are arguing] Maude, SIT!
Maude Findlay: [Maude obeys and sits like a dog]
Mrs. Nell Naugatuck: [Mrs. Naugatuck continues to shout]
Walter Findlay: Mrs. Naugatuck, SIT!
Mrs. Nell Naugatuck: [She obeys and sits like a dog]
Mrs. Nell Naugatuck: [upon entering Maude's home for the first time] You really should fix them steps.I nearly broke me bloody bum.