- Ed Glenn: What's that?
- Frank Hartley: Enough money for you to drop off the face of the Earth. And if you're smart, that exactly what you will do.
- Joe Brennan: [having been caught by Helm after a chase scene] Hey! What do you want?
- Matt Helm: Now you ask!
- Taffy: Matthew, when a man has a medical history of arm fractures, we don't deal in anything but cash.
- Matt Helm: Hanrahan, how would you like to eat at all the best restaurants in town? Free for the next month, you take the wife, the kiddies, you pick the places, I pick up the tab.
- [claps his hands]
- Matt Helm: Hm?
- Sgt. Hanrahan: You murdered Kronski, you want me to cover it up.