Mathnet (TV Series)
The Case of the Galling Stones (1991)
Paul Lazar: Louie Jerris
Quotes
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Officer George Frankly : You said you might have some interesting information about gems.
Louie Jerris : Then it must be true, I'm not a kid who guys around about jewels. I mean, I'm not a guy who kids around about jewels.
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[Louie takes a pearl, puts it in his mouth, grinds his teeth on it, then spits it out]
'Mad Dog' Fist : I knew he was squirrely, but I thought they ate acorns.
Louie Jerris : This is a test to see if the pearl is real or an imitation. Real pearls contain micro-crystals which come to the surface and grate on the teeth.
Sgt. Pat Tuesday : Well?
Louie Jerris : This one is as smooth as a baby's... uh, knee. The pearl is a phony!