Al battles other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers. Meanwhile, Bud gets physically and sexually abused when trying to find in a hotel his long-lost valentine girl, who is now a famous pop star.

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Crystal Brooks (as Julie Condra Douglas)
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Omar
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Al battles other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers. Meanwhile, Bud gets physically and sexually abused when trying to find in a hotel his long-lost valentine girl, who is now a famous pop star.

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13 February 1994 (USA)  »

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In the first scene Kelly and Peg are looking at Peg's Valentines and Kelly is reading one card, when they switch cameras it's a totally different card in her hands. See more »

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Kelly Bundy: Hey, Bud. What happened with Crystal?
Bud: Well, I apologized, she understood, and then her bodyguard skee-balled me the entire length of the building.
[he puts an icepack on his neck]
Bud: I did, however, meet a lovely woman named Rita. And I learned something: in space, no one really can hear you scream. Good night.
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