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"Married with Children" Un-Alful Entry (TV Episode 1993) Poster

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[Al is on trial for assault]

Kelly: Your Honor, I'm here to defend my daddy. D is for daddy. A... is for daddy. D is for daddy, Y is for daddy, I is for daddy, WE is for daddy. The defense breasts!

Al: Uh, Your Honor, if there is a valid lawsuit here, it should be Bundy vs. the Board of Education, because she actually graduated high school!

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Al: Yes, yes, yes, I am an American hero. And in the grand tradition of American heroes, I will hawk more products than Bill Cosby... when he was hot.

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Al: Oh hello, Officer, did you mistake our house for a donut shop?

Officer Dan: Obviously not. There's only one of me.

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Al: Hey, this is my house. I don't let the bank in here and they own the place.

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