In the inner city slums of Chicago, divorcée Charlie Verducci and his incredibly dumb, 20-year-old son, Vinnie, are superintendents of a run-down apartment building. Vinnie is recovering from a boxing match that he lost the other night while fending off come-ons from their local teenage neighbor Mona Mullins. Feeling bored with their miserable lives, Charlie comes up with a "Verducci Master Plan": he and Vinnie secretly crash a formal, high society fund-raiser to meet some wealthy women for themselves hoping Vinnie will marry a débutante, while Charlie himself fends off come-ons from a rather large rich woman. They also visit Charlie's friend, Al, at the shoe store to exchange some facts of life about women, where Al is revealed to have lost his TV set in a bet due to Vinnie's poor boxing ability. Written by
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You are going to find a rich woman to marry. And even if you don't, good things happen when you're around money. Money gives money good jobs. Money gives money stock tips. And let's face it, what's the worse that could happen? Money could run over us with it's car. Then, we sue Money's ass!
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