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"Married with Children" The Wedding Repercussions (TV Episode 1993) Poster

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Al: Son, always remember the Bundy Credo. Lie when your wife is waking. Lie when your belly's aching. Lie when you know she's faking. Lie, sell shoes and lie.

Bud: That's really our family credo?

Al: No. No, actually our family credo is: Hooters, Hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, Hooters on a girl that's dumb.

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Al: You know, Peg, you look really good tonight.

Peggy: How many beers have you had tonight, Al?

Al: Ten.

Peggy: So, I guess you're about a six-pack away from sex.

Al: At least.

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Bud: She really didn't tell you anything?

Jimmy: No.

Bud: I mean, not even that this guy was the best she ever had? That he was good? Or at least even better than a really tight pair of pants?

Jimmy: Nah, she said he really wasn't worth mentioning.

Bud: That bitch!

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Al: [the Bundy Creedo] Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum. Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb.

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