Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Legend of Ironhead Haynes (1994)
Christopher Collins: Roger
Quotes
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Al : What we need to do is find someone who can tell us how to fight this insanity.
Roger : That's right. We need a man's man.
Bob Rooney : Someone who always calls his own shots.
Jefferson D'Arcy : A leader to lead us through the 90's.
Officer Dan : A man among men.
Bob Rooney , Roger , Barney , Officer Dan : Ironhead Haynes!
Jefferson D'Arcy : Who's Ironhead Haynes?
Al : The gruffest, toughest man to ever graduate from Polk High.
Roger : He had a beard in the 7th Grade, and a wife.
Officer Dan : Took out his own appendix with a Pocket Fisherman's knife.
Al : He could have been a great football player for Polk High. But he refused to take off his spurs.
Jefferson D'Arcy : We wore cowboy boots while playing football?
Al : No boots. Just spurs.