Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Come upstairs and try to last longer than a new Fox sitcom.
Hotel Clerk: Welcome to the Deliverence Inn, you'll squeal like a pig at our hospitality.
Hotel Clerk: Especially you.
[Al has become manager of Peg and Kelly's singing act, and is wearing a rather garish cowboy suit]
Bud Bundy: Mom... Kelly... Tom Arnold.
Al Bundy: Hey, he earned his money.
Bud: Hey, they're hosting a talent show contest.
Peggy: Yeah, and the first prize is 500 dollars.
Bud: Why don't we enter?
Al: Because we don't have any talent.
Kelly: Dad, what are you talking about? Bud does a solo act every night. Of course, he hasn't gotten an award for it since the Cub Scouts.