Al is kicking Peg and the kids out so he can watch Death Wish 6 3-D in privacy on pay per view. But Bud also needs the house for himself: his pen pal Starla is getting out of prison and is coming to see him. Unfortunately, Starla decides to rob the Bundy's at gunpoint. It turns out that she has escaped and is on the run, so she ends up holding the Bundys hostage. Starla also has a dim-witted boyfriend, to whom Kelly becomes attracted to. And the feeling is mutual. Then the D'Arcys, who are about to leave on a charity masquerade cruise, barge in and end up hostages as well... Written by
Toni Tapola, Finland
Did You Know?
Didn't you see the "Help" sign I hung out of the bathroom window?
Al, you've been hanging "Help" signs ever since I've known you.
References Death Wish
Old MacDonald Had a Farm
Performed by Ed O'Neill See more