Married with Children: Season 3, Episode 19

The Dateless Amigo (7 May 1989)

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After his two best friends find dates for themselves, Bud is desperately seeking Susan, or any girl that will date him. So, Bud resorts to getting a life-size mannequin to pose as his date ... See full summary »



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Episode complete credited cast:
Teddy (as Vonni Ribisi)
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Caroline (as Christy Johnson)


After his two best friends find dates for themselves, Bud is desperately seeking Susan, or any girl that will date him. So, Bud resorts to getting a life-size mannequin to pose as his date for the evening. Meanwhile, Al comes up with a million dollar invention for a shoe salesmen's convention that looks desperate, called "Shoe Lights"; he takes the headlights and battery out of the car and straps them on Kelly's shoes. Written by Anonymous

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Marcy: Steve, don't tell them about your insane quest to create the 99 cent coin.
Steve: Al, I invented the 99 cent coin. Have you ever noticed how things cost $7.99? $14.99? $99.99? My coin will eliminate the messy change that only catches the attention of obnoxious beggars who hastle you on the way to your Mercedes. What do you think of it, Al?
Al: What about tax?
Steve: [after pause] You sound just like those fools in the treasury department.
Marcy: Well, Dear, maybe if you hadn't have insisted on putting your picture on ...
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You Won't Stop Laughing!
30 May 2009 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Al has an invention where he gets Kelly to wear shoes with lights on them for an upcoming shoe convention in town. While Al, Peggy, and Kelly are dealing with Al's latest get rich quick scheme to earn money and respect from even his own peers, Bud and his two male friends played by Giovanni Ribisi and Stephen Dorff get dates with girls. They find that without Bud there that they can make friends with girls. So Bud has to come up with a girl and quick plan for a triple couple date. He gets a crazy idea by getting a mannequin who he names Monique. I can't stop thinking about him getting Monique upstairs without getting caught. It's one of the funniest scenes in the whole series.

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