Married with Children: Season 3, Episode 19

The Dateless Amigo (7 May 1989)

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After his two best friends find dates for themselves, Bud is desperately seeking Susan, or any girl that will date him. So, Bud resorts to getting a life-size mannequin to pose as his date ... See full summary »



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Episode complete credited cast:
Teddy (as Vonni Ribisi)
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Caroline (as Christy Johnson)


After his two best friends find dates for themselves, Bud is desperately seeking Susan, or any girl that will date him. So, Bud resorts to getting a life-size mannequin to pose as his date for the evening. Meanwhile, Al comes up with a million dollar invention for a shoe salesmen's convention that looks desperate, called "Shoe Lights"; he takes the headlights and battery out of the car and straps them on Kelly's shoes. Written by Anonymous

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Kelly: Bud, look at yourself. Face the ugly truth. They don't have woods deep enough to grow the kind of girls that would be willing to date you. I mean, maybe you're aiming too high. You know, a live girl. See, your problem is, you've got caviar taste, and a pizza face. Aim a little lower. Hey, logs can't run away! And then there's the dead. You know, a girl who's been dead long enough might even think that you're a good catch. Hey, I know, how about a nice department store mannequin? I mean, they're...
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You Won't Stop Laughing!
30 May 2009 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Al has an invention where he gets Kelly to wear shoes with lights on them for an upcoming shoe convention in town. While Al, Peggy, and Kelly are dealing with Al's latest get rich quick scheme to earn money and respect from even his own peers, Bud and his two male friends played by Giovanni Ribisi and Stephen Dorff get dates with girls. They find that without Bud there that they can make friends with girls. So Bud has to come up with a girl and quick plan for a triple couple date. He gets a crazy idea by getting a mannequin who he names Monique. I can't stop thinking about him getting Monique upstairs without getting caught. It's one of the funniest scenes in the whole series.

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