Jefferson has joined the National Guard. He tells Al and Griff of the benefits: for one weekend once every month, one gets to party with a bunch of guys and even get paid for it! Of course, you have to pass basic training first - but even that has a benefit: one does not have to go to one's regular job but the boss still has to pay the salary! Al and Griff suddenly feel the urge to serve their country... Written by
Toni Tapola, Finland
Did You Know?
Al's National Guard unit is ordered to "23rd and Addison" to pick up trash. This location is non-existent. Addison Street runs east/west from Lake Shore Drive past Wrigley Field to Schiller Woods and then resumes as Addison Avenue and runs to O'Hare Airport. Along its route, it never crosses a numbered street or avenue. See more
Oww! This bunk mattress is hard, and this pillow is all lumpy.
At least it doesn't have red hair and begs for sex.