TV: Live from Ft. Lauderdale, the Spring Break Dance Marathon. All proceeds will be donated to CBS to pay Bill Cosby's salary.
Marcy: Girls like that are just cheap one-night stands. You all should be developing full, trusting relationships like I have with my Jefferson, who even now is away at computer camp trying to better himelf.
Bud: Uh, Mrs. D'Arcy...
[Bud gestures to the TV where Al, Griff and Jefferson are mingling with blondes in bikinis]
Marcy: [enraged] Road trip! Destination: Fort Lauderdale!
Bud: Goal: swift and terrible revenge!
Achmed: But there is a blizzard outside and all the roads are closed.
Marcy: I drive a Benz, and I am pissed off!
Al Bundy: [into the phone] Hello? Oh, Hello Peg.
Peggy Bundy: [into the photo from a taxi] Al, is it cold there?
Al Bundy: It's as cold as your feet on my back, Peg. Where are you?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, I'm in New Orleans at Marti gras. It's really warm here, and there are a lot of kids here for Spring Break. Dad's trail has led me to here.
Al Bundy: Is your dad there, Peg?
Peggy Bundy: How would I know? There's 10,000 people here and they're all wearing masks.
Al Bundy: So the only one who should be really isn't? Goodbye, Peg.