Married... with Children (TV Series)

She's Having a Baby: Part 2 (1991)

Monty Hoffman: Bartender

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• Bartender : So, where you headed, pal?

  Al : Oh, I don't know, some place where there's a lot of girls and no women.

  Bartender : Oh, L.A.!

• Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, listen, I'm already done with the first trimester. Now what if what's left is all good, and we miss out on it?

  Al : [laughing]  You know, I'm finally starting to understand how she got you. Let me explain something to you. There is no such thing as a trimester. There's actually just one long forty year-mester. Except when they're pregnant, you get what I call the mini-mester. You've got your fat-mester and your puke-mester, and lord in heaven, you got your horny-mester.

  Bartender : [lifts his glass]  That's when I left.

• Al : God, what a great place. I mean, it's genius! A bar hooked up to the public address system at the bus terminal, so you don't miss your connection for leaving your wife!

  Bartender : Hey, don't forget about the cheap bimbos. They give the place class!