Peggy Bundy: And to think I could have had any man on the football team...
Al Bundy: Peg, you had them all!
Thomas: Bundy? Bundy? Buck Bundy?
Buck: That's me. I'm Buck Bundy.
Thomas: I'm Thomas, your guide.
Buck: Where exactly am I?
Thomas: You're where animals go when they die.
Buck: I'm in Oprah's refrigerator?
Thomas: No, Buck. You're in the animal afterlife.
Buck: But what are you doing here?
Thomas: Computer error.
Lucky: [after Buck gets reincarnated] Those voices sound familiar. Let's see if I can focus these new puppy dog eyes.
[sees the Bundys]