Married... with Children (TV Series)

Radio Free Trumaine (1995)

Keri Russell: April Adams

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : [taking Bud and April's picture]  Say toes.

  April Adams , Bud Bundy : Toes.

  April Adams : Why toes?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, in Wanker County, that's where cheese comes from.

• April Adams : Nikolai, your warm kisses make me sear.

  Bud Bundy : What about my kisses? They sear. Just ask anyone. Ask...

  Nikolai Pushkin : Your mother?

  Bud Bundy : Let's do it, punk!

  [Bud rises from his chair, and Nikolai follows suit only to have the short Bud facing the hulking six-foot tall Nikolai] 

  Bud Bundy : [intimidated]  I... accept your apology.

• [first lines] 

  April Adams : [as TV set goes "blub"]  Uh, Bud, I thought you said tonight was going to be special. All we've done is watch bass-fishing.

  Bud Bundy : April, this is special. This is Bass-a-Palooza.

  [gives up] 

  Bud Bundy : Okay, I admit it. I had another reason for asking you here tonight.

  [gets up, takes her hand] 

  Bud Bundy : Will you go with me Friday to the spring formal at Trumaine?

  April Adams : [big smile]  That will be great.

  Bud Bundy : [turns away from her]  You don't have to apologize. I know...

  [turns around in surprise] 

  Bud Bundy : You'll go?

  April Adams : Yeah.

  Bud Bundy : But why?

  April Adams : Bud, I've liked you from the first time you walked up to my window at Mrs. Darcy"s bank. I could tell you weren't one of those jerks who carries a roll of quarters in their front pockets just to impress me.

  Bud Bundy : How immature.

  [drops the roll of quarters from his front pocket]