Peggy Bundy:
All right, Al. It's time to do your chores.
Al Bundy:
Wait a second, Peg. We just had sex three nights ago. I'm still kind of woozy.
Peggy Bundy:
I'm asking you to take out the garbage, Al. The longer of the two jobs.
Al Bundy:
And the more rewarding.
[
Al picks up the plastic garbage bag and it breaks, spilling garbage all over the floor]
Peggy Bundy:
Don't you even know how to do that?
Al Bundy:
Thanks, Peg. Now it's exactly like sex.
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