Married... with Children (TV Series)

Oldies But Young 'Uns (1991)

Matt LeBlanc: Vinnie Verducci

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : [after the doorbell rings]  If that's my date, tell him I am not home.

  Bud Bundy : Why don't you tell him?

  Kelly Bundy : Good idea.

  [opens the door and sees her date, Vinnie] 

  Kelly Bundy : I am not home.

  Vinnie Verducci : Then is it okay if I wait?

  Bud Bundy : [to Peggy]  Mom, if my mixed-up at the hospital theory is correct, I'd say we just found Kelly's natural brother.

• Peggy Bundy : Hi, I'm Peggy, and I know what you're thinking. How can a woman barely out of high school herself possibly be the mother to a teenage daughter? Heh heh.

  Vinnie Verducci : Actually, I was wondering if we had trolls under my building. I mean, sometimes I hear noises. My dad says it's the pipes, but now I wonder.

  Bud Bundy : [does a troll-like dance, annoyed]  Look, I am not a troll, I'm a boy, you idiot!