To go out with hot guy named Carlos, Kelly bribes the reluctant Bud to keep company for Carlos's cousin Esmeralda by offering Bud a date with Fawn. Fortunately for Bud, Esmeralda turns out to be quite hot. Meanwhile, Al and Peg take Ephraim and Peggy's unseen mother to a marriage retreat. Written by
Toni Tapola, Finland
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Al, I don't know why you are so happy. All my father did was call to say that he had some big news.
What could be bigger than your mother? In captivity that is.