In order to get a $20,000 contract of a model for a national olive oil brand, Kelly has to sign a Morals Clause, which requires that she remain chaste. This proves to be a difficult task. Meanwhile, Al hears that Officer Dan is appearing in Al's favorite TV show Cops and blackmails him to become his partner. Written by
Toni Tapola, Finland
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This originally aired as a cross-over from the Fox reality series "Cops" with Al and Jefferson watching the end credits to the show airing before "Married with Children" and making references to events in that show's episode. See more
Man, I love "Cops". Definitely the best show on Fox. Showing the American justice system at work. Beating the crap out of people before judges let 'em go. Almost makes me want to pay taxes.
References Car 54, Where Are You?
Written by Ian Lewis
Performed by Inner Circle See more