Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly Knows Something (1994)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Psycho Dad is playing on the TV] 

  Al : Peg, I'm so exited.

  Peggy : Al, I hate 'Psycho Dad'. It's just...

  Al : Peg! There is nothing in Heaven or on Earth that's going to keep me from watching 'Psycho Dad.'

  [the TV set's image blows up, short circuiting the set] 

  Al : Uh... Peg. This God we pray to every Sunday... what do you think "she" looks like?

• Al : A fat woman came into the shoe store today and asked for something to wear for a walk in the woods. Jokingly I suggested a sandwich sign saying "don't shoot, from the front I look human." Now you think a good natured, jolly lady like that could take some good humored teasing, but what does she do? That cow goes and complains to the owner who then gives her a gift certificate for $200 worth of free shoes. Now you know whose paycheck that's going to come out of?

  Peggy : Kelly's?

  Al : Damn right, if only if I can find where she hides her purse.

• [as Kelly is winning the TV sports trivia show] 

  Al : She did it! She's winning! Peg, you're gettin' some tonight!

  Peggy : Al, can I get some tomorrow night too? And some the following night, and so on?

  Al : Not unless Kelly wins this last question.

  [after Kelly loses the TV quiz show's final question] 

  Peggy : Uh... Al. Am I still gettin' some?

  Al : No, Peg. In fact, I just might take some back.