Married... with Children (TV Series)
If Al Had a Hammer (1991)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Bud : [Bud is explaining his new identity] My story is that I'm a bad boy rapper from the streets of New York and I am hiding out in Chicago because I killed a man or spray painted a tree or an old man or something.
Peggy : Excuse me but isn't that the plot of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'?
Bud : Yes, but that's an NBC show, so who would know?
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Al : That's what's wrong with this country, Peg; everytime something tears up, we call someone to fix it. Not like Grandpa Bundy; there was a fixin' man.
Bud : You mean Grandpa Hook?
Al : Well, circular saws were new then. But he carved his own hook; he didn't call anybody!
Peggy : It would have been hard for him to hold the phone with the one finger he had left on his other hand.
Al : One finger is all a real American needs, Peg.