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Married... with Children (TV Series)
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner (1995)
Tim Conway: Ephraim Wanker
Quotes
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Al : Who the hell would put a bear-trap in an outhouse?
Ephraim Wanker : They wouldn't. That ain't no bear-trap, that's a human-trap.
Al : Well, why would you want to trap a human?
Ephraim Wanker : I don't know, ask the bears, them was the ones who put it in there.
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Twichy : Ephraim, how much you want for that wading pool?
[points]
Ephraim Wanker : That ain't no wading pool. That's my little darling's shower cap. That ain't for sale, you son of an onion.
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Ephraim Wanker : So Al, whaddya hear from my bigger half?
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Al : I'll even throw in a pair of my shoes.
Ephraim Wanker : Will ya show me how they work, too?
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Ephraim Wanker : That's my wife's old eatin' lamp. She used to use it at night while I was asleep. I'd be countin' sheep and she'd be eatin' 'em.