It's Christmas. Al doesn't want a Christmas tree, the rest of the family do. Marcy is determined to win the neighborhood decorating contest. Gary hires two young guys, Hal and Biff, to help Al and Griff at the shoe store. Someone (actually Bud and Kelly) kidnaps Mary and Joseph from Marcy's Nativity Scene and demand $500 in ransom. Hal and Biff turn out to be such good workers that Gary decides to replace Al and Griff with them, permanently. Written by
Toni Tapola, Finland
Did You Know?
I thought you said you had money put away.
I did, but then I bought a corn dog and a kiddie Coke and there went my nest egg.
Performed by Harold Sylvester
and Ed O'Neill See more