Married... with Children (TV Series)

Go for the Old (1993)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Al Bundy : You know what really upsets me is that the cashier didn't ask for my license. She didn't even want any ID or any proof. She just believed I was 65.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, what did you expect, honey? She saw a stooped-over prune of a man with a young dynamite chick.

  Kelly Bundy : Hey, who were you standing next to, Dad?

  Al Bundy : The Red Reaper.

• [after three elderly cheerleaders finish singing the National Anthem very poorly] 

  Kelly Bundy : Well, at least now I can say I've been to a Dead concert.

• [Kelly, Peggy, and Bud watch Al race in the senior championship] 

  Kelly Bundy : Daddy's losing.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, be specific. His hair, his teeth, the race? What?

• Kelly Bundy : Hey, Mom, was Dad ever any good? I mean, he talks about it all the time, but was he ever really a great athlete?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, actually, kids, he was really something. I remember one play in particular. Everybody thought Daddy was really boxed in. So he threw a fake, broke four tackles, straight-armed a guy right in the teeth, and ran for daylight. It was the best run I'd ever seen. Actually, he'd still be running if my uncle hadn't clubbed him with the butt of his shotgun and dragged him back to the wedding. So, in answer to your question: Yes, he was a great athlete, but no, he was never any good.