Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dud Bowl (1994)

Hilary Anderson: Cigarette Girl

Quotes 

• Cigarette Girl : What is it with you football guys? You pound on each other, you abuse your own bodies, why do you do it?

  Lawrence Taylor : It's a man's thing.

  Kenny Stabler : A commitment to excellence.

  Bubba Smith : And it gets out out of the house, and away from your wife.

  John S. Reynolds : Bust most important, we do it for pride.

  [John 'Hacksaw' Reynolds sits down at a table with Thad, unaware of his true gender]