Hello, you're on the Virgin Hotline. This is your counselor... Eugene.
Hi, my name is Isis J. Blowupdoll. And my boyfriend, Bud, hasn't been able to keep his hands off me ever since I came out of the box. Now, should I try to stay firm or just explode and go to pieces?
Yeah, very funny, Kel. Don't let me keep you, I'm sure the trucker paid for the WHOLE hour.