Married... with Children (TV Series)
Christmas (1992)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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Peggy Bundy : Now, little Bud, what would you like for Christmas?
Bud Bundy : [as a baby] Playboys, hooters! Playboys, hooters!
Peggy Bundy : [chuckles and wipes Bud's mouth] Aw, his first words. Heh heh. How about you, Kelly?
Kelly Bundy : [as a little girl] Well, I want peroxide and high heels and a Dy-no-mite Jimmie J.J. Walker doll.
Bud Bundy : Playboys! Hooters!
Kelly Bundy : Munchkin! Bed-wetter!
Peggy Bundy : [to Kelly] Oh, now, now. Honey, it's okay. Those are the only words he knows.
Bud Bundy : [normal voice] Like hell.
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Peggy Bundy : Now, what do we want for Christmas?
Kelly Bundy : A CD player.
Seven : Toys!
Peggy Bundy : A new watch.
Bud Bundy : Playboys, hooters! Playboys, hooters!
[Peggy wipes Bud's mouth]
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Peggy Bundy : Honey, you gonna have plenty of money for gifts this Christmas. We're gonna help you out. We all got jobs.
[Al is shocked]
Al Bundy : You all got jobs? Oh, man, you guys are the greatest! You got jobs? Well, what kind of jobs did you get for yourselves?
Peggy Bundy : [chuckles] Oh, no. Not for us. For you. Let's tell him, kids.
Kelly Bundy : Okay. Mi-mi-mi, ha ha!
Peggy Bundy , Kelly Bundy , Bud Bundy : [singing] With twelve days 'til Christmas, your family got for you;
Peggy Bundy : 12 days fruit picking;
Bud Bundy : 11 off-ramp selling;
Peggy Bundy : 10 toilets cleaning;
Kelly Bundy : 9 digging graves;
Bud Bundy : 8 snaking sewers;
Peggy Bundy : 7 spearing rats;
Kelly Bundy : 6 training guard dogs;
Peggy Bundy , Kelly Bundy , Bud Bundy : 5 giving blood!
Peggy Bundy : 4 crash-test dummying;
Kelly Bundy : 3 jobs roach-killing;
Bud Bundy : 2 jobs dog catching;
Peggy Bundy , Kelly Bundy , Bud Bundy : And one job Santa-ing at the mall! Merry Christmas, Daddy!