Married... with Children (TV Series)

Calendar Girl (1996)

Krista Allen: Crystal Clark

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Quotes 

• Crystal Clark : I'm sorry, Bud, I just can't pose for a national calendar. I mean, what if my parents saw me?

  Bud : It's not like you're gonna be nude or anything.

  Crystal Clark : What would I be wearing?

  Bud : This.

  [presents a string bikini] 

  Bud : It's a large.

• [last lines] 

  Crystal Clark : With kind words, Bud Bundy helped to convince me I have nothing to be ashamed of. And, he's quite the kisser.

  Bud : YES! Everyone knows I kissed her. I am a god!

  TV Host : Now, Crystal, you said there's something you wanted to tell the world live on our show.

  Bud : She's gonna propose to me. I do.

  Crystal Clark : Yes, it's time for my family and the rest of the world to see the person I've become. Bud Bundy has made me proud to be a woman who was born... a man.