Married... with Children (TV Series)

Assault and Batteries (1994)

Cheech Marin: Buck the Dog

Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Let's do something nice for him.

  [Buck] 

  Bud Bundy : What can we do?

  Buck the Dog : Food would be nice.

  Kelly Bundy : I know. Let's take him out for some exercise.

  Buck the Dog : Oh good, the very thing you need food for.

• Kelly Bundy : Hey I know, lest's play...

  Buck the Dog : Anything but frisbee.

  Kelly Bundy : Frisbee

  Buck the Dog : Noooooo, not the disk of death!

  Bud Bundy : Oh ho ho ho, look at his eyes light up.

  Buck the Dog : I'd tear out both their hearts if my teeth weren't in a glass in my doghouse.

• Buck the Dog : [Kelly and Bud are fighting]  Oh come on, she's never gonna get that frisbee to fit there.

  Bud Bundy : Aaaaaargh!

  Buck the Dog : Well I'll be damned.