When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High. This prompts his former high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, to steal his prized trophy which leads to a brutal showdown. Written by
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In the scene that spoofs the opening of Branded, the principal breaks Al's baton over her knee. In the following scene, Al holds up one of the broken pieces; the break is mostly smooth, suggesting that the baton was partially sawed in advance to make it easier to break. See more
You know that new aerobics center above me? The one with the sign "quarter ton discount"? Well, today they played Van Halen's 'Jump'. And damned if the whole herd didn't. It was awful. The ceiling broke open, and down they came, blocking out the sun. I experienced cellulite winter. God, the "humongity". Peg, I could have been killed.
Well, I think you got what you deserved, going by that place every morning yelling, "is that a Milky Way on the floor?"
Written by Dominic Frontiere
and Alan Alch See more