Married with Children: Season 5, Episode 16

All-Nite Security Dude (24 Feb. 1991)

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When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a ... See full summary »


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When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High. This prompts his former high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, to steal his prized trophy which leads to a brutal showdown. Written by Anonymous

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In the scene that spoofs the opening of Branded, the principal breaks Al's baton over her knee. In the following scene, Al holds up one of the broken pieces; the break is mostly smooth, suggesting that the baton was partially sawed in advance to make it easier to break. See more »


Al Bundy: There were the final two players, yours truly, and a player from Andrew Johnson High named Spare Tire Dixon. You know why he had that nickname Spare Tire?
Bud Bundy: Why? Because he was fat?
Al Bundy: No, because he wore an actual sized one in a gold chain around his neck.
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Al gets a job at Polk High as the night security guard after an accident befalls the shoe store when an aerobics studio opens up. So Al gets the job and suddenly has a uniform, he remembers an old high school rival football team where their quarterback still has a grudge against the Polk football team for losing the city championship. Al recalls the championship game. Suddenly during one of Al's bathroom visits, a robbery and burglary takes place and stealing the trophy. He is branded by the principal in a hysterical moment where she removes his security guard patches and sends him out in shame for being a failure. It's an interesting episode when he meets Bubba Smith who plays his rival. They discuss their quality of life.

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