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All-Nite Security Dude 

When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a ... See full summary »

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When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High. This prompts his former high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, to steal his prized trophy which leads to a brutal showdown. Written by Anonymous

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24 February 1991 (USA)  »

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In the scene that spoofs the opening of Branded, the principal breaks Al's baton over her knee. In the following scene, Al holds up one of the broken pieces; the break is mostly smooth, suggesting that the baton was partially sawed in advance to make it easier to break. See more »

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[last lines]
Spare Tire Dixon: [panting] Nice run, Bundy.
Al Bundy: [panting] Nice... nice hit, Spare Tire.
Spare Tire Dixon: We were two pretty good athletes back then, weren't we?
Al Bundy: Hey, we're still great athletes!
[pause]
Al Bundy: I'm hurt real bad, you know.
Spare Tire Dixon: Me, too.
Al Bundy: I can't get up.
Spare Tire Dixon: Me neither.
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Spoofs Branded (1965) See more »

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Chariots Of Fire
Written by Vangelis
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Branded as a Fool!
16 June 2009 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Al gets a job at Polk High as the night security guard after an accident befalls the shoe store when an aerobics studio opens up. So Al gets the job and suddenly has a uniform, he remembers an old high school rival football team where their quarterback still has a grudge against the Polk football team for losing the city championship. Al recalls the championship game. Suddenly during one of Al's bathroom visits, a robbery and burglary takes place and stealing the trophy. He is branded by the principal in a hysterical moment where she removes his security guard patches and sends him out in shame for being a failure. It's an interesting episode when he meets Bubba Smith who plays his rival. They discuss their quality of life.


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