Married... with Children (TV Series)
Al Goes Deep (1994)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : Jefferson.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah?
Al Bundy : Look over there. You see that kid?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah.
Al Bundy : That's your 15-to-one shot.
Chad Dowling : [to Bud] If a cow says "moo", does a moose say "cow"?
Jefferson D'Arcy : What am I betting? That one day, he'll sell shoes?
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Al Bundy : So I'm out $17.34. So I'll just take it from the register tomorrow.
[Jefferson enters]
Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, you're the greatest. When I told my bookie this inside information, he bet 100 grand of his own money. Even the jukebox guys are in on it. With their 500 grand, my 200, and your $17.34, we're gonna make a killing. You're gonna be a hero, Al.
Buck : You're gonna be kibble, Al.
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Peggy Bundy : Hey, Jefferson, come here a minute. I want you to try one of my homemade bonbons.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Okay.
Peggy Bundy : Okay.
[Peggy puts her large bonbon in Jefferson's hand. Due to its weight, Jefferson uses both hands to pull it up]
Jefferson D'Arcy : Where is it? In this meteorite?
[Jefferson chews on the bonbon. An hour and five minutes passes]
Jefferson D'Arcy : Mmm. Fruity. Light. I-It's the most delicious thing...
Al Bundy : Peg's gone.
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Jefferson D'Arcy : Just because I'm a househusband doesn't mean I don't work.
Maria : [enters the house] Excuse me, Mr. Jefferson, I have ironed your socks. May I please have my five minutes for lunch now?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Uh, no.