Married... with Children (TV Series)
'Tis Time to Smell the Roses (1993)
Susan Peretz: Ms. Blaub
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[Al is at an employment office talking with the super-obese social worker ironically named Ms. Blaub]
Al Bundy : And so, uh, Miss, uh... Blaub.
Ms. Blaub : "Ms." Blaub.
Al Bundy : Uh, yeah, I'm sorry, uh, your name was partially obscured by some, uh... errant flesh. Uh, as I was saying, I-I'm just not going to take anything, unlike you at a buffet. So, um, uh, what do you have for me?
Ms. Blaub : Some Mennen Speed Stick in my desk?
Al Bundy : Well, uh, let me give you a little tip: it goes under your arms... if you can ever get them horizontal.
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Ms. Blaub : Did you go to high school?
Al Bundy : Polk High. And while I find you fat and repulsive, I'll gladly regale you with tales of my four touchdowns in one game.
Ms. Blaub : [sarcastic] Oh, how rare it is to have someone who played high school football in an employment office.
Al Bundy : Look, Blob...
Ms. Blaub : Blaub!
Al Bundy : I know your name. It was a... descriptive term. Now look, I'm putting myself in your sweaty, bloated hands. I'm looking for a career, not just a job. You know, like a... a doctor or a guy who plays with hooters all day.
Ms. Blaub : That would be an anesthesiologist.