Napoleon Solo: [approaching Illya in a salon] Gee, I think you look much better with a trim.
Illya Kuryakin: You may like to know that it cost me ten dollars American for him to leave my hair alone.
Illya Kuryakin: It's amazing how quickly a girl can take her clothes off. And how long it takes to put them on again.
Illya Kuryakin: Don't you believe in the efficacy of your own methods?
El Supremo: I wouldn't be where I am today if I didn't. But you are forgetting the most important prerequisite of a successful application of voodoo magic: The intended victim must believe in your power to invoke such magic and I don't believe you have it, Mr. Solo